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ISMO | Drinking Habits
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ISMO | Information Overload
Просмотров 23 тыс.12 часов назад
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ISMO | Childhood Dreams
Просмотров 37 тыс.17 часов назад
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ISMO | Personal Trainer
Просмотров 66 тыс.22 часа назад
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ISMO | Accents
Просмотров 70 тыс.День назад
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ISMO | The best place to have fun. IKEA!
Просмотров 42 тыс.День назад
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ISMO | Big or Small Hair
Просмотров 41 тыс.14 дней назад
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ISMO | Active Military
Просмотров 88 тыс.28 дней назад
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ISMO | Clear Communication
Просмотров 47 тыс.Месяц назад
ISMO | Clear Communication
ISMO | Debts
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ISMO | Debts
ISMO | California Weather
Просмотров 69 тыс.Месяц назад
ISMO | California Weather
ISMO | Mother's Day
Просмотров 122 тыс.Месяц назад
ISMO | Mother's Day
ISMO | Kids or No Kids?
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ISMO | Kids or No Kids?
ISMO | Literally
Просмотров 61 тыс.2 месяца назад
ISMO | Literally
ISMO | Fish Out of Water
Просмотров 100 тыс.2 месяца назад
ISMO | Fish Out of Water
ISMO | English I'll Never Use
Просмотров 29 тыс.2 месяца назад
ISMO | English I'll Never Use
ISMO | Driver's License
Просмотров 105 тыс.3 месяца назад
ISMO | Driver's License
ISMO | American Paperwork
Просмотров 131 тыс.3 месяца назад
ISMO | American Paperwork
ISMO | My Best Years
Просмотров 122 тыс.3 месяца назад
ISMO | My Best Years
ISMO | Girls are Mean
Просмотров 163 тыс.3 месяца назад
ISMO | Girls are Mean
ISMO | Sauna
Просмотров 174 тыс.3 месяца назад
ISMO | Sauna
ISMO | Pilot's License
Просмотров 141 тыс.3 месяца назад
ISMO | Pilot's License
ISMO | Happy Place
Просмотров 168 тыс.3 месяца назад
ISMO | Happy Place
ISMO | I'm Gonna Lie
Просмотров 160 тыс.3 месяца назад
ISMO | I'm Gonna Lie
ISMO | Dangerous to Assume
Просмотров 84 тыс.4 месяца назад
ISMO | Dangerous to Assume
ISMO | 1 of 4 Things
Просмотров 155 тыс.4 месяца назад
ISMO | 1 of 4 Things
ISMO | Thigh Gap
Просмотров 161 тыс.4 месяца назад
ISMO | Thigh Gap
ISMO | Acronyms
Просмотров 73 тыс.4 месяца назад
ISMO | Acronyms
ISMO | Starving in Africa
Просмотров 88 тыс.4 месяца назад
ISMO | Starving in Africa
ISMO | Meeting Dad
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ISMO | Meeting Dad

Комментарии

  • @penaarja
    @penaarja 4 часа назад

    And address, if I not wrong. Wtf these are In any documento, like passport etc.

  • @penaarja
    @penaarja 5 часов назад

    Sooo fkking True.

  • @tabin00
    @tabin00 6 часов назад

    Why Ismo hasn't been on Rogan yet?

  • @jupe8025
    @jupe8025 6 часов назад

    This is so tru and I don't know is it funny or sad... 😂

  • @dasgibtes9
    @dasgibtes9 7 часов назад

    A SIRious mistake

  • @ukdavepianoman
    @ukdavepianoman 7 часов назад

    Really brilliant routine. It's amazing how complicated and contradictory the usage is of a simple word.

  • @user-wf6ny3zl4x
    @user-wf6ny3zl4x 8 часов назад

    in Finland we are the nights who says ni, nonni and no niin, they are actually powerfull way to make you undertood, and word no does not mean no, at no niin

  • @Wolfdings
    @Wolfdings 9 часов назад

    10 years ago I was on a business travel with Finish authorities in Minneapolis. We went to Famous Dave's (back then a great place!) and after 2 hours the waiters started to move some tables right next to ours, just to put the next rounds within reach. After 4 hours of severe dancing to live music the place was never as it was before. Even the old folks from the last row had the time of their lifes :D

  • @A77uros
    @A77uros 9 часов назад

    Oikeakätiselle oikea käsi on oikea käsi ja vasen käsi on väärä käsi, mutta vasenkätiselle vasen käsi on oikea käsi ja oikea käsi on väärä käsi. Ilmaisinko riittävän selkeästi? 😁

  • @peevee605
    @peevee605 9 часов назад

    Brilliant.

  • @peterl5804
    @peterl5804 10 часов назад

    So true

  • @landofwolves
    @landofwolves 14 часов назад

    As a Bulgarian, I can relate. In Europe or USA if you drink 8 beers, you are an alcoholic. In Bulgaria it means you are the driver that night.

  • @zupergurkan
    @zupergurkan 14 часов назад

    Not sure how Sweden differs from Finland here, but if you have 2 beers, you don't drive, cus you can get arrested

    • @foobar1500
      @foobar1500 13 часов назад

      It's an implicit commentary on the fact that vast majority of Finns take a very dim view on driving even slightly over the legal limit of 0.5 per mille blood alcohol concentration, which is when being on the safe side, less than one litre of "regular" beer for most. At the same time people *do* drink, they just don't find an excuse to drive home themself. They're thinking when it becomes legal to do so again.

    • @zupergurkan
      @zupergurkan 13 часов назад

      @@foobar1500 wow. Our limit is at 0.2 and I think most people take that seriously? At least the people I'm around. In my opinion it's not just about legality but safety too

    • @foobar1500
      @foobar1500 12 часов назад

      @@zupergurkan Legality is one thing, but gauging if it's safe is another. Most Finns definitely think that it's preposterous them to judge on the basis how they feel, instead of counting drinks and having a safe interpretation of it. Basically two slowly drank pints is the absolute maximum for hopping behind the wheel after it. (I don't think there's much evidence of large difference in safety between 0.2 and 0.5 per mille - but it's rather clear that one is going to exceed 0.5 per mille if one drinks more than two pints - or doesn't have *hours* of completely dry time after just one or two more.) To Americans the idea that they would be restricted from driving their own car and be on mercy of others in the name of safety seems harder to accept.

  • @Perkele_Itse
    @Perkele_Itse 14 часов назад

    One of the better clips for sure

  • @lindkvistandreas
    @lindkvistandreas 17 часов назад

    I'm sorry i gave you a thumbs down because you deserve all the thumbs up but this stupid ass youtube algorithm only shows me new content if i vote down what i have already seen! All the best to you, kippiss!

  • @SpiritmanProductions
    @SpiritmanProductions 18 часов назад

    As a kid, I had nightmares, and my life hasn't ... oh wait ...

  • @amarug
    @amarug 19 часов назад

    Finn here, I never drink any alcohol, but I am the anomaly 😂

    • @JakeKilka
      @JakeKilka 18 часов назад

      I know what you mean. Used to party hard, but these days I have like six drinks in a year. Feels like I don't belong. People gift me booze, some of the gift bottles are 10 years old lol

  • @anttikettunen8601
    @anttikettunen8601 19 часов назад

    I don't understand what's funny about this. I am a finn.

    • @mrtr0ya237
      @mrtr0ya237 7 часов назад

      No senhän näkee jo sun kuvasta

  • @robinw1526
    @robinw1526 22 часа назад

    We have health care here you have to pay for it ,me and my family have always had health care.

  • @jouniinvelez7469
    @jouniinvelez7469 23 часа назад

    This is no joke.

    • @stephaniejar3884
      @stephaniejar3884 20 часов назад

      No, dear one, it isn't. Because Finland has a zero tolerance law for alcohol and driving. It is incredibly taboo in Finland, and actually all Nordic countries, to consume alcohol and drive. He's trying to make it sound funny, because, Finnish humor, but it's not actually a laughing matter in Nordic cultures (which is exactly why he's making a kind of meta joke about it). Hope that clears this up for you!

    • @Antroid1
      @Antroid1 10 часов назад

      @@stephaniejar3884Finland absolutely doesn’t have a zero tolerance for drinking and driving. The legal limit of blood alcohol level for drivers is 0,5g/l.

  • @p3r1n1
    @p3r1n1 День назад

    Why is Theo Von using a wig and a funny accent?

  • @baronvonslambert
    @baronvonslambert День назад

    Not true actually, taste has a visual component that is equally important to smell, taste is actually the least important, as much of what we consider taste is actual from the aromas of the food in our mouth traveling upward into the nose through the throat. Our actual tastebuds have surprisingly little to do with it, and are mostly just there to detect poisonous items.

  • @macgyver15147
    @macgyver15147 День назад

    Welp that's it I'm booking a flight to Finland 🇫🇮

    • @AK-xq5cn
      @AK-xq5cn 8 часов назад

      You know, amounts Ismo thinks about drinking in Finland, he doesn't take in count the price

    • @frodej6640
      @frodej6640 8 часов назад

      Don't, please don't. It will be a terrible idea. Learn from others (like me).

  • @BardovBacchus
    @BardovBacchus День назад

    Come to Milwaukee, Wisconsin. You will fell right at home

    • @kevinjpluck
      @kevinjpluck 23 часа назад

      Perfect typo

    • @BardovBacchus
      @BardovBacchus 16 часов назад

      Indeed, I will not change it @@kevinjpluck

  • @Manyxe
    @Manyxe День назад

    On sitä nyt sallittava yks päivä saikkua viikossa krapulan takia.

    • @itseperkele181
      @itseperkele181 9 часов назад

      Pelkästään tämän takia tarvitaan 4 päivänen työviikko.

  • @tomaskoptik2021
    @tomaskoptik2021 День назад

    Side effects warning: Pursuing your childhood dreams can make you childish. Lol :)

  • @santtuasp3136
    @santtuasp3136 День назад

    fact

  • @PorkMcBeans
    @PorkMcBeans День назад

    I've had this thought before 😂

  • @skjelm6363
    @skjelm6363 День назад

    That made me laugh hard! Because once I met a finnish friend here in germany and he was really into it!

  • @JayB12392
    @JayB12392 День назад

    Ismo is one of the funniest comedians out there right now. 😂😂😂

  • @Skuffy777
    @Skuffy777 День назад

    This is one of my favourite gags from Ismo.

  • @Norah-i2b
    @Norah-i2b День назад

    I'm genuinely grateful for the opportunity to learn from such a knowledgeable group of individuals. It's a privilege.🌺

  • @CoolAdam247
    @CoolAdam247 День назад

    Theo Von from Eastern Europe ? 😂

    • @Skuffy777
      @Skuffy777 День назад

      Finland

    • @kallekas8551
      @kallekas8551 День назад

      Finland is not Eastern Europe…it is a Nordic country. If you said that there you would not be alive for long!😂

    • @Bruh-jr2ep
      @Bruh-jr2ep 13 часов назад

      *Northern Europe aka The Nordic

  • @eugenemartone7023
    @eugenemartone7023 День назад

    Some people are even dumber grown up

  • @teemuhaavisto6986
    @teemuhaavisto6986 День назад

    It's funny cause it's true😂🍻🇫🇮

    • @Ironknuckle100
      @Ironknuckle100 День назад

      I want to revisit Helsinki. I had fun there.

    • @jarkkomakela7751
      @jarkkomakela7751 20 часов назад

      Yeah, especially the driving part...

    • @hsk2909
      @hsk2909 18 часов назад

      Ismo never tells a lie.

    • @itseperkele181
      @itseperkele181 9 часов назад

      Indeed. People here buy alcohol meters to check when they can start driving lol

  • @oslonorway547
    @oslonorway547 День назад

    True. But for anyone wondering, it's because alcohol, especially beer, in the Nordic countries contain an additive - legally mandatory - to check us from over doing it. Doesn't help though.

    • @ihmesekoilua
      @ihmesekoilua День назад

      That additive, in case anyone is wondering, is called "taxation". There is no actual additive :D

    • @fayjan73
      @fayjan73 День назад

      ​@@ihmesekoilua😂😂😂

    • @kristian3472
      @kristian3472 День назад

      What on earth are you on about? What additive?

    • @hsk2909
      @hsk2909 18 часов назад

      @@ihmesekoilua The rising tax every 1st Jan is an "excuse"..They know it won't stop anybody from drinking just the same as before. Clever way of being double faced, as govs normally are.

  • @frostfyre8841
    @frostfyre8841 День назад

    Ensimmäinen

    • @zlozlozlo
      @zlozlozlo День назад

      Wow. "First" in Finnish is "Ensimmäinen"? By the time you've finished typing that, you'd be 4th at best. That's rough buddy.

    • @ajkorras
      @ajkorras День назад

      That's why nobody says that and it is 'eka' in spoken language

  • @Pedro-tl7jg
    @Pedro-tl7jg День назад

    Ismo can we get full episodes from you at the improv please

  • @amurape5497
    @amurape5497 День назад

    And the funny thing is, the "b" shouldn't be there. It's there ONLY because of one smartass who though it would be cool to spell it debt, because in Latin it's debitus. Unfortunately this smartass was one of the people writing the dictionary.

  • @RonaldMoD
    @RonaldMoD День назад

    Oh, he left out the best part of the joke. There are alternative versions of this one.

  • @Alecs-zd3yw
    @Alecs-zd3yw День назад

    😂😂😂😂

  • @mikkolaine23
    @mikkolaine23 День назад

    I’m going to call this a classic already though it’s just a short bit.

  • @CactusJackSlade
    @CactusJackSlade 2 дня назад

    The punch line was cut?! WTF?

  • @wernerheizenberg
    @wernerheizenberg 2 дня назад

    Dont bite the ass that feeds you. LOLOLOLOL. Your a badass legend bruh

  • @becca8661
    @becca8661 2 дня назад

    Always vegan jokes, I was 2 years vegan but now I am back to vegetarian

  • @nilsp9426
    @nilsp9426 2 дня назад

    In Germany we have the opposite problem: the licence never expires. People who did their licence in the 50s, have the eye-sight of a mole, the general orientation level of a fruit fly, and the reaction time of a sloth, are allowed to drive 200 km/h on the Autobahn. Some are using the car because they are unable to walk or bike. Our neoliberals call it "freedom", even though there are plenty of people dying to this 100% preventable problem each year.

  •  2 дня назад

    latin - debitvs, obvivs, svbtilis

  • @PeterNGloor
    @PeterNGloor 2 дня назад

    how come he has moved to the US from one of the best countries in the World?

  • @pekkakaariainen2408
    @pekkakaariainen2408 2 дня назад

    Ismo’s laughter has certainly changed. It seems he used to be naturally funny, but lately, he resorts to an exaggerated “ehe-ehe,” which I find annoying. Perhaps he’s trying too hard!

    • @sivullinen2324
      @sivullinen2324 2 дня назад

      I agree. Please, Ismo, consider and evaluate the effect. You are smart and pro to decide whether that's a good effect on your great shows or not.

  • @user-jo7gb2ot5i
    @user-jo7gb2ot5i 2 дня назад

    kids watching this are saying “what?.”